A lot of people have been asking about where we’re going in the great Tumblr purge. For now, we’ll be here:
If anyone has any suggestions about other places for us to hang our caps, please let us know!
kingcarpetbagger asked:
demilitarised-zone answered:
• Would love to cook together with you, but can barely make the time
• If she happens to have the time though you’ll be sure to learn a thing or two about traditional Spanish cuisine
• Often comes home with small presents she “picked up somewhere along the way”
• A big tease. Something embarassing happens and you can be sure she reminds you of it every chance she gets
• Has a very own nickname for you from one of such incidents
• Whenever she calls her father she tells him all about you
• He’s happy to know his daughter found such a lovely partner and would be happy to meet you
• Elena will be sure to take you to Madrid at some point and show you her hometown
• Will teach you about Spains culture a lot, and the language too, if you’d like to
• Kinda possessive though. She wouldn’t let you leave her side
• Much into pda. Will always give you quick pecks on the cheek, pull you close or simply hold your hand. She can’t stand being near you but not being allowed to touch
• Tends to let her hands wander to places which are only appropriate in private. Not in public, of course. Or do you want her to?
• Mira is dominant, a power top. She knows what she wants and sets the pace
• If you’re submissive she’ll be very attentive to your needs, but only if you say them out loud
• “Let me hear your voice, amorcita; what is it that you want?”
• Gets off on seeing your cute face all flushed with need, asking her to finally give you the pleasure you so desire
• Spanish dirty talk, so much Spanish dirty talk
• By the time she’s done with you you won’t be able to walk properly. If you can still, she’s not finished
• You can leave as many marks on her as you’d like, she’s not ashamed of others seeing them - in fact, she loves feeling your nails digging into her skin or your teeth breaking it
• This woman’s got stamina and if she wants to she can last all night long
• Might as well just let her hands roam to your tighs under the table and start playing
• Will get up after a while and tell the others she’s gonna rest, an indirect question if you’d like to follow her. If you do, you’ll be in for some heated action
• The better you get at hiding her shenanigans the more she’ll reward you
• Definitely not against putting a plug in you and randomly turn it on and off if she’s got a free day
• But the more she teases you the bigger she’ll reward her little kitten
• Loves to hear you moan. The louder the better
• Strives to build a perfect relationship and be the perfect match for you. It’s partly because of her personality but also partly because she just doesn’t have much experience
• Still needs to learn and accept that relationships have their ups and downs and that they won’t be perfect
• A lot of reassurance from your part is needed
• Your relationship will struggle at the beginning, as both you and Monika need to learn how to play your parts yet
• The GSG9 has basically adopted you as one of their own. It’s like you are a part of a rather mismatched, but nevertheless lovely family now
• Between the three chaotic German men, Monika is often the only voice of reason. This causes her great frustration on more occassions than she could count, and it’s your job to cheer her up again
• Has this bad habit of putting too much work on her shoulders and thus forgets to properly eat, drink or sleep. Only lets herself get dragged away from work by you
• Instantly regrets whatever she said during a fight and will try to make it up to you as soon as possible. Cannot properly go on about her day until the fight is resolved
• Blushes a lot whenever you two are affectionate in public. It takes time for her to get used to it
• Probably asked beforehand what you like and what you don’t
• Did her reasearch but is quite inexperienced
• Open but perhaps a bit hesitant to what you want to try out
• Will want to top and sometimes lets you bottom
• Always asking how she’s doing and if you like it
• Quite the loud one. It feels like all of the base will know whenever you two have sex
• Toys. Especially ones that vibrate. They drive her crazy
• The more you send her into overdrive, the likelier she is to cry from all the pleasure, but she’s reassured you those tears aren’t the bad kind of tears
• Has got a hidden talent for using her fingers in just the right way
• Would never admit it, but is always down for a quick make out session in a lonely hallway, or have you finger her in the closet
• Tends to switch to German when she gets really turned on
seeker-ignis asked:
gay-das answered:
yes you may !!
ademzhiii asked:
gay-das answered:
ahri
evelynn
kai’sa
akali
Nomad: local woman becomes one with nature, proceeds to kick ass.
Kaid: Moroccan Santa puts naughty operators on the electric chair.
Anonymous asked:
superjumpintomyheart answered:
Im gonna be honest with you anon, this is reeeaaaally similar to the male agent 4 x Marie I did but I wrote this one way beforehand and I actually based that male agent 4 fix off of this one so here’s the original, I can definitely do something different in the future by I love m4rie
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Marie couldn’t believe she was crushing on an agent.
An agent she recruited, to be exact. Cod, she would never see daylight again if Callie found out, she could her her now, shouting about how she’d only recruited her so she could try and make a move. That wasn’t her intention at all, it never had been. She was worried about saving her cousin, then the Great Zapfish, and somehow along the way she found herself noticing all the little things Four did. Then she was admiring the way she trained for a boss kettle, how her hair flipped around when she dodge rolled, the pointed teeth in her smile, she could go on.
It was beginning to become a problem when the final boss battle ended, after Callie was rescued as well as the Great Zapfish, Four stopped coming down to the canyon as often. She saw her agent less and less, and her heart practically ached for a romance she didn’t have. It drove her right up to the edge so many times, enough that she would almost run up to Four herself, look her in the eye and tell her how much she loved her. But every time she decided if she didn’t see those beautiful eyes and bright tentacles in the next day or two, there was Agent Four, coming down to say hello and check up on the Squid Sisters.
She was killing herself by not saying anything, to Callie, to Four. Marie was stuck, she didn’t know what to do and it was beginning to tear her apart.
butter-pony asked:
gay-fly-fish answered:
Of course uwu
(Sidenote: @thotsofsidonia also asked for some M4rie hcs and I will do those tomorrow so there’s some time between them so I can think up a few more!)
- Agent 4 likes doing little doodles of Marie or her and Marie then gives them to Marie. Marie keeps them hidden (easier said than done when you live with Callie) and looks at them when she’s alone.
- Marie prefers showing affection by complimenting her smol girlfriend rather han hugs and other forms of contact uwu
- Similarly, Agent 4 isn’t a fan of being touched but will sometimes pat Marie on the back or arm uwu
- Marie wants to show Agent 4 where she and Callie grew up one day but can’t find the opportunity to do so for a while
Eventually she decides to just do it and screw the consequences. She books them train tickets to Calamari County and they go have a short holiday together uwu
(Agent 4 loves it and thinks to herself to do something in return)
- Marie sometimes forgets what certain parts of sign language means or gets it wrong and completely misinterprets what Agent 4 is saying so she carries around a small notebook with notes on what some signs mean uwu
- Agent 4 thinks Marie’s shoulder is a nice pillow for a nap uwu
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I’ll probably reblog this a couple times before the Long Sleep finally gets me.
